SITEMAP

the complete flemlord web presence. all of it. everything.

FLEMLORD.NET
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├── THE RANTS
│   ├── index.html ............... the front door (JS popups)
│   ├── rant2.html ............... list of crimes
│   └── rant3.html ............... 3am meltdown (red/black)
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├── DOCTRINE
│   ├── manifesto.html ........... the articles
│   ├── enemies.html ............. THE LIST (ranked)
│   ├── lore.html ................. the origin story
│   └── glossary.html ............. flemlord lexicon
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├── META
│   ├── faq.html .................. unhelpful FAQ
│   ├── about.html ................ about the webmaster
│   ├── quiz.html ................. are you flemlord?
│   ├── press.html ................ testimonials & awards
│   └── terms.html ................ unhinged ToS
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├── DEVOTIONAL
│   ├── gallery.html .............. the gallery
│   ├── shrine.html ............... the shrine (w/ midi)
│   ├── conspiracy.html ........... it all connects
│   └── dreams.html ............... dream log
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├── COMMUNITY
│   ├── guestbook.html ............ read-only since 2005
│   ├── forum.html ................ the megathread (pg 47)
│   └── links.html ................ webring of one
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├── COMMERCE
│   └── merch.html ................ merch (none in stock)
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├── SCRIPTURE (new)
│   ├── bible.html ................ the book of flemlord
│   ├── psalms.html ............... 4 psalms
│   ├── haiku.html ................ 7 haiku
│   ├── curse.html ................ the curse
│   ├── ritual.html ............... banishment ritual
│   └── prophecy.html .............. 8 prophecies
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├── SCRIPTURE++
│   ├── god.html .................. open letter to god
│   ├── inferno.html .............. 9 rings of {{TARGET}}
│   ├── funeral.html .............. {{TARGET}} funeral arrangements
│   └── voices.html ............... the voices (JS overlay)
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├── APOCALYPSE
│   ├── apocalypse.html ........... THE END (max chaos)
│   ├── countdown.html ............. T-minus 60
│   ├── finalwords.html ............ last transmission
│   ├── runaway.html .............. forgiveness button (flees)
│   └── konami.html ............... hidden. unlock via ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
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├── CHAOS
│   ├── chaos.html ................ DO NOT OPEN. opens anyway.
│   ├── win98.html ................ system error simulator
│   ├── chatroom.html .............. IRC log, 1999
│   └── enter.html ................ classic enter splash (meta refresh)
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├── META-META
│   ├── archive.html .............. previous versions
│   │   └── v1.html ............... archived 2003 original
│   ├── news.html ................. updates / changelog
│   ├── captcha.html .............. verify you are not {{TARGET}}
│   └── frames.html ............... FRAMES EDITION
│       ├── frame_banner.html
│       └── frame_nav.html
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├── UTILITY
│   ├── sitemap.html .............. you are here
│   ├── 404.html .................. custom 404
│   └── robots.txt .................. not for crawlers
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└── ??? .............................. (hidden page exists. find it.)

page count: 49 HTML files (+1 secret +1 konami +1 robots.txt)
broken links: at least 10 (all intentional)
mentions of {{TARGET}}: i have stopped being able to see the word as anything other than a shape
CSS used: minimally. a few inline styles. i know. i KNOW.
JS used: JS is everywhere now. alerts. cursor trails. color cycling. title blinking. scrolling status bars. meta refresh. i'm sorry. i'm not sorry. i'm sorry.
frames: yes.
midi: referenced (shrine.html).
marquees: dozens. nested. counter-scrolling. up-scrolling. — a crime scene.
current mental state: stable but surrounded.

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[ gallery ] [ shrine ] [ conspiracy ] [ dreams ] [ quiz ] [ merch ]
[ press ] [ forum ] [ glossary ] [ terms ] [ archive ] [ captcha ] [ frames ]
[ bible ] [ psalms ] [ haiku ] [ curse ] [ ritual ] [ prophecy ] [ god ] [ inferno ] [ funeral ] [ voices ]
[ CHAOS ] [ APOCALYPSE ] [ countdown ] [ win98 ] [ chatroom ] [ enter splash ] [ forgive? ] [ final words ] [ sitemap ]