ARE YOU FLEMLORD?

a 5 question personality quiz. results will not be stored because this quiz does not do anything.


1. someone cuts you in line. you:

  1. say nothing and seethe for 4 days
  2. say nothing and seethe for 4 weeks
  3. say nothing and seethe for 4 months
  4. seethe for 4 years then make a website

2. your wifi drops during a download. you:

  1. reset the router calmly
  2. reset the router with VIOLENCE in your heart
  3. blame {{TARGET}}
  4. all of the above

3. how do you feel about leaf blowers?

  1. fine, they're useful
  2. mildly annoyed
  3. they are a crime against humanity and should be banned by international treaty
  4. what's a leaf blower

4. someone says "i could care less." you:

  1. don't notice
  2. notice, say nothing
  3. notice, correct them, lose the friendship
  4. add them to the list

5. do you have CSS on your website?

  1. yes, lots
  2. yes, a little
  3. no
  4. refuse to on principle


RESULTS

regardless of your answers: you are flemlord. we are all flemlord. this was never a quiz. this was a mirror.


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