FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

(questions i have not been asked but am answering anyway)


Q: are you ok?
A: no. next question.

Q: who is {{TARGET}}?
A: you know who. don't play dumb. we both know.

Q: is this site a bit?
A: the bit is that it's NOT a bit. and ALSO that it is. both. at once. deal with it.

Q: can i link to this site?
A: i can't stop you. i wouldn't if i could. spread the word.

Q: why is the text formatting like this?
A: because i refuse to learn CSS out of principle. this is protest.

Q: are you going to add RSS?
A: get out of my house.

Q: do you have an email?
A: yes but you don't get it.

Q: what's your problem?
A: see: the manifesto.


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