GLOSSARY OF FLEMLORD TERMS

for newcomers. for {{TARGET}} (who should not be here). for my therapist (hi).

{{TARGET}}: the subject. the cause. the it. see lore.
THE INCIDENT: the inciting event. documented in lore. never to be spoken of directly.
GL (grievance level): unit of measure for how mad I am at someone. scale: 1 (mildly peeved) to MAX ({{TARGET}}).
THE LIST: a ranked enumeration of enemies. see enemies. being added is non-optional and non-reversible.
A PLAIN BAGEL: (n.) a baked good ordered without conviction. ordering one is a red flag. see: {{TARGET}}.
TACO TUESDAY: formerly a day. now a memorial. no longer observed in this household.
THE DOOR: referenced often. unspecified on purpose. if you know, you know.
NO: the admin's default response to all requests, especially from {{TARGET}}.
WEB 1.0: the only acceptable web. css is a sin.
SEETHING: the primary activity of this website. the background process.
THE CANDLE: conceptually lit at the shrine. burns forever.
BIG PLAIN BAGEL: the cabal. see conspiracy.
FLEMLORD: (n.) (1) the webmaster. (2) a state of mind. (3) an aspirational identity. per the quiz: you are one too.