__   __  _______  __   __       _     _  ___   __    _
|  | |  ||       ||  | |  |     | | _ | ||   | |  |  | |
|  |_|  ||   _   ||  | |  |     | || || ||   | |   |_| |
|       ||  | |  ||  | |  |     |       ||   | |       |
|_     _||  |_|  ||  |_|  |     |       ||   | |  _    |
  |   |  |       ||       |     |   _   ||   | | | |   |
  |___|  |_______||_______|     |__| |__||___| |_|  |__|

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you entered the konami code.

you did not even know this page existed.

that is dedication.

YOUR REWARDS:

• 30 extra lives (not applicable here)
• immunity to {{TARGET}} for 24 hours
• the knowledge that you are one of us
• a place in the guestbook (read only)
• this ASCII banner

SECRET KNOWLEDGE UNLOCKED:

{{TARGET}} once tried to use the konami code on a regular website.
it did nothing.
they did not understand why.
this is why {{TARGET}} is {{TARGET}}.

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