THE LIST

updated when required. ranked by grievance level (GL). names will not be removed except in death (mine or theirs).

1.	{{TARGET}} GL: MAX crime: see the lore. you know what you did.

2.	the guy who opens chip bags in movie theaters GL: 9/10 crime: chip bag. movie. need i say more.

3.	whoever invented the leaf blower GL: 8/10 crime: 7am. every saturday. my window.

4.	the subway announcer who mumbles GL: 7/10 crime: was that my stop? was it?? we'll never know.

5.	"{{TARGET}}'s friend" (you know the one) GL: 6/10 crime: aiding and abetting. guilt by association.

6.	everyone on a group text that replies "lol" 4 hours later GL: 5/10 crime: why. why did you bother.

nominations may be submitted via guestbook. most will be ignored. one or two might make the cut.