about the webmaster

hi. i'm flemlord. i run this website. i am not ok. i have not been ok. i will not be ok. this is the baseline now.

i started this site because {{TARGET}} wronged me. the specifics are classified (i don't remember). the feeling remains.

i am legally a person. i pay taxes. i floss. i have a job. you wouldn't know it from this website. that's by design.

hobbies

skills

contact

do not contact me.


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