(a minor hex. legally non-binding. spiritually: devastating.)
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BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY NO ONE BY THE AUTHORITY OF A SINGLE HTML FILE I, FLEMLORD, DO HEREBY CURSE {{TARGET}}: ◆ may your socks always be slightly damp ◆ ◆ may your earbuds only work in one ear ◆ ◆ may every elevator you enter stop at every floor ◆ ◆ may every line you join be the slow line ◆ ◆ may your WiFi icon always show 1 bar, regardless of signal ◆ ◆ may your alarm fail only on the days it matters ◆ ◆ may your bagel be plain, forever, by no choice of your own ◆ ◆ may your charger cable be always this close to your bed but not close enough ◆ ◆ may every podcast you start be at episode 47 of 350 ◆ ◆ may every door you push say PULL ◆ SO IT IS SAID SO IT IS WRITTEN SO IT IS HTML |
if this curse works, i will add it to the news. if it doesn't, we never speak of it.
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