IT ALL CONNECTS

(draw a red string from each point to the next. you'll see.)

   ┌───────────────────┐
   │  {{TARGET}}       │
   │  (the source)     │
   └────────┬──────────┘
            │
            │ (influences)
            ▼
   ┌───────────────────┐         ┌──────────────────────┐
   │  the barista who  │◄────────│  the person who      │
   │  spelled my name  │ (friend │  left their cart in  │
   │  wrong on PURPOSE │  of)    │  the middle of aisle │
   └────────┬──────────┘         └──────────┬───────────┘
            │                               │
            └──────────┐   ┌────────────────┘
                       ▼   ▼
              ┌────────────────────┐
              │  BIG PLAIN BAGEL   │  ◄── follow the money
              │  (a cabal)         │
              └──────────┬─────────┘
                         │
                         ▼
              ┌────────────────────┐
              │  {{TARGET}} again  │  ◄── it always comes back here
              └────────────────────┘

EVIDENCE

1. {{TARGET}} was in the area on the day of the incident. CONFIRMED.
2. {{TARGET}} has NEVER denied involvement. because i've never asked. but still.
3. the taco place ran out of tacos. on taco tuesday. who had motive? ({{TARGET}}.)
4. i dreamed of a door last night. doors have hinges. hinges are metal. {{TARGET}} owns a car. cars contain metal. COINCIDENCE? probably. but.
5. five times in the last month, my phone has autocorrected a normal word to "{{TARGET}}." this is either a bug or a message.

COUNTERPOINTS

(none. there are no counterpoints. if you have one keep it to yourself.)

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