THE BOOK OF FLEMLORD

King James–ish Version. Chapter 1.

1. In the beginning was the Line, and the Line was at the deli, and the Line was long.

2. And {{TARGET}} entered the Line, and the Line stopped moving, and the Line moved not for nine minutes.

3. And the flemlord did behold {{TARGET}}, and his spirit was troubled, and he said unto himself, this is upon me now, and it shall not leave me.

4. And lo, {{TARGET}} did order a bagel, and the bagel was plain, and the flemlord wept.

5. And {{TARGET}} turned, and beheld the flemlord, and said, oh hey didn't see you there.

6. And the flemlord's fury was kindled, and he went forth, and he opened his notepad, and he did type.

7. And that which he typed became the website, and the website became this, and this became 30 pages, and 30 pages became a manifesto.

8. And the webmaster looked upon his work, and saw that it was good. And also that it was insane.

9. And he did save, and he did refresh, and he did weep again, for the site had CSS in it by accident. And he removed the CSS, and he was vindicated.

10. And the flemlord said, let there be no CSS. And there was no CSS.

11. And it was evening, and it was morning, the first day.

end of chapter one. chapter two will be written when i calm down. if i calm down.