THE T-SHIRT
100% cotton. says "i hate {{TARGET}}" in small, tasteful lettering on the left breast.
$34.99 USD
THE MUG
ceramic. reads "i did NOT sleep well" on one side. blank on the other because the other side is my business.
$22.00 USD
THE STICKER
2.5" vinyl. just the word "SIGH." in helvetica.
$4.50 USD
THE TOTE
canvas. reads "FARMERS MARKET" on one side and "(i am angry)" on the other.
$19.00 USD
THE HOODIE
front: blank. back: the full manifesto in 4pt font. unreadable. on purpose.
$74.99 USD
"THE LIST" POSTER
18x24". full enemies list, printed on cream cardstock. {{TARGET}} in bold at the top.
$12.00 USD