00:00:01 > connection established

00:00:02 > hello. if you are reading this, the site is still up. good.

00:00:04 > i am probably not. but the site is. that is what matters.

00:00:09 > i leave behind 40-ish HTML files, no CSS, some JavaScript against my will, one (1) frameset, one (1) secret page, and a standing grudge against {{TARGET}} that will outlive all of us.

00:00:22 > to whoever inherits this domain: do not redesign it. do not minify it. do not add analytics. let it rot gracefully.

00:00:31 > to {{TARGET}}: i hope you never read this. i hope you read every word.

00:00:40 > to xX_darkangel_Xx: thanks for being there. sorry i never got your real name.

00:00:48 > to mom: yes, i ate. stop worrying. (i did not eat.)

00:00:55 > the candle is still lit (see shrine). let it burn until the electric company has opinions.

00:01:02 > signing off.

00:01:03 > sig: -flem-

00:01:04 > EOF