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HEY. YEAH YOU.

listen up you absolute clown. you came here. you clicked the link. that's on you.

i hope {{TARGET}} chokes on a dry crouton. i hope their wifi drops every 6 minutes. i hope their phone dies at 4% when they're waiting for an uber.


you know what? fuck it. here's the truth: {{TARGET}} has the personality of a damp receipt. {{TARGET}} orders a plain bagel with nothing on it. {{TARGET}} says "literally" when they mean "figuratively." {{TARGET}} is the reason the line is moving slow.

click here if you hate them as much as i do

or click here if you're bored



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